I'm a business man with a business plan I'm gonna make you money in business land I'm a cool guy talkin' 'bout GameStop I'm definitely not a cop
Why'd you say you're not a cop? Because I'm not I think that you're a cop I also think that you're a cop
Listen boys, you better both stop Or I'll have you arreste—, I'm not a cop
I'm a business man with a business tan I spend my days in a big black unmarked van If you wanna talk turkey, I'm here to talk shop I'm definitely not a cop
You're a motherfucking cop I can tell from the way that you stand And you said that you worked in an unmarked van
Well listen, boys I'm not a cop
I'm a business man in a coffee shop With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest I saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel I'm not a cop
B-B-B-B-Business man B-B-B-B-Business man B-B-B-B-Business man Why does he have a gun? Ski-bi-di-bi-dap-dap-dap-di-bi-dap (Business)
Calling Officer Jackson, has your cover been blown? Is that your police radar? That was my business phone And the cover they're referring to Is when I sung "Money" by Pink Floyd Yeah, that's a business song
Saying "business" before another word Doesn't make the whole thing business related And if I may critique the whole police system Then— oh, look, there's a sniper pointed at my forehead No, it's not Yes, it is (No, it's not) See this little red dot? (Yes) That's for a sniper shot There's no snipers here and there's no police plot (Snipers ready) Do it now, take the shot
I'm a business man, speaking with two friends And one of them has a single chickenpock on their head I don't know the guy who's dressed in camouflage With an M-21 pointed at your friend's head
You shouldn't have said that I think you've really upset him What do you mean you don't know me? I was the best man at your wedding I'm a business man, I'm not friends with snipers Oh yeah? Oh yeah
Ah! You shot me in the leg! (You shot him in the leg) You shot me in my left leg! (You shot him in his left leg) He's a business man who's definitely not a cop But now he's been shot in his left leg
How about now? No, I still don't know you Say my name! I don't know your name! Why don't you say his name? He's gonna shoot you again I told you, I don't know his na—
Oh, he shot my other leg! (He shot his other leg) He shot me in my right leg! (He shot him in the right leg) He's a business man getting shot in his legs By his ex-best man, he is not a cop
Say my name No, you've got a dumb name Ugh, fine! Dwink Bexon What? That's his name, Dwink Bexon Oh, that's, that's fine Okay, that's a name, I suppose That's a pretty dumb name
Ah! Dwink Bexon just shot me in the tits! Ah! Dwink, stop shooting my business associates! I'm a bad cop and if you couldn't tell I also killed your wife in that drug cartel
Call for backup or we're all gonna die Just admit that you're police and save our lives Boys, I'd do anything to make the shooting stop But I've told you before, I'm not a cop
B-B-B-B-Business man (Business) B-B-B-B-Business man (Business) B-B-B-B-Business man (Oh yeah) I told you before, I'm in business only With a b-b-b-briefcase And a b-b-b-ballpoint pen, ah He's definitely not a cop
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