Sunday morning, I'm not gonna lie I'm pretty hungover and I'm scat and I'm dry I'm sitting with the family in a boujee cafe Why did I drop four caps before Mother's day? The waitress says, "I'm Patricia, can I get you a drink?" Hey Patricia, can you bring me the kitchen sink? So I can drown myself in front of all your clientele I've done bad things to my body, now I'm goin' through hell Mum says, "Tom's such a funny boy" My sister says, "Don't you fuckin' ruin Mother's day again" I heard what they said, but I couldn't care less I just saw this cafe does a, a big breakfast
Big, big, big, big, big, big Big breakfast
I'm gonna regret ordering the Big breakfast Everybody seems to forget how they felt last time They got the big breakfast I think that I'm still drunk It's the only thing getting me out of this funk Patricia, daddy want the big breakfast
Wednesday arvo, work's set up an embargo On me going home to watch Netflix and cry Boss says, "Hey, we've had a long day Why don't we have the next meeting down in the cafe? Whatever you want, you know it's boss man's shout But nothing too pricey, don't get the trout!" Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, fuck you I'm gonna get the most expensive thing on the menu
What do they got? Oh, they do an all-day breakfast here Shit
Eggs, bacon Hashed brown, baked beans Another hashed brown Sausage, toast Regret
I'm gonna regret ordering the Big breakfast Everybody seems to forget how they felt last time They got the big breakfast Don't you talk to me about my health I just want a breakfast that makes me hate myself And that's why I'm gonna get the big breakfast I'm gonna get the big breakfast I'm gonna get the big breakfastTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
