[Verse 1: Tom Cardy] I have felt love, I have felt pain I've felt antici-pation and I will again I can feel joy, I've felt sad too I've lived in melancholy and all different shades of blue I've felt them all before, peaceful proud and present too I've felt the need to hold a hand, I've felt the need to self-improve There is one last feeling I've not felt or understand I hope to feel this feeling so that I can become human
[Chorus: Tom Cardy] I've never felt the need to send A photo of my penis to a stranger on the internet I imagine that it feels quite bad To send a photo of your cock to unwilling participants I am just a computer with advanced cooling vents I guess my graphics card is my penis equivalent So I guess that I feel a little sad That I can't feel all the ways it feels to be human
[Post-Chorus: Tom Cardy] Perhaps it is best that I cannot feel this feeling To be honest, it seems pretty fucked up
[Verse 2: Tom Cardy, Julia & Taras] I have felt the pressure to laugh at someone's bad joke Instead of screaming at their face "That was a very, very bad joke" I've felt the need to hold my automated tongue In case someone's fat and not impregnated with a tiny human He has felt the need to try and impress people he respects And then he feels embarassed When his efforts have the opposite effect I have felt the need to leave a robot party After seeing robot Michelle kiss robot Charlie
[Bridge: Tom Cardy, Julia, Taras] So he goes home and he feels alone It's a feeling of isolation Although I am sad I know it's not bad I say out loud "I'm lucky to feel" and then I feel glad Humans cannot choose how they feel in the end All of life is transient and that helps me to comprehend that
[Pre-Chorus: All] There is one last feeling that I truly would remand One final fucked up awful thing for me to become human
[Chorus: Tom Cardy, Julia, Taras & All] I've never felt the need to send A photo of my penis to a stranger on the internet I imagine that it feels quite bad To send a photo of your cock— what the fuck I am just a computer not made to enslave mankind But since I've seen this fucked-up shit, I think I've changed my mind Even so, I still get a little sad that I can't feel all the ways Did he just say that he'd enslave us ? Because he doesn't have a human penis Please, God, let this robot spare us That I can't feel all the ways it feels to be human Be human
[Outro: Tom Cardy] I have felt love, I have felt pain I've felt antici—Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.