Jackknife, brake at the traffic stop Interstate lookin' like a parkin' lot Fat boy flying on a Fat Boy bike Weavin' in and out and passin' me by
I honked my horn and shot the bird at that crazy SOB Yeah, but deep down, I was wishin' it was me
But if I had one, I'd have to say I'd probably do the same dang thing Pull her to the shoulder and let that steel horse run I'd be hell on wheels if I had one
Called my brother said, "How you've been? We ain't been fishin' since I don't know when" He said, "This graveyard shift's a graveyard grind I got more bills than I got time"
I'd love to weigh the line but my wife just stay on my case I said "I guess I know who wears the pants around your place"
But if I had one, I'd have to say I'd probably do the same dang thing Stay at home holdin' my baby when the workday is done Yeah, I'd try to keep her happy if I had one
Sittin' on a bar stool talkin' to a lady She's runnin' my tab up, callin' me baby Buy her a drink she'll let you chase her And watch her shake her money maker
Boy if I had one I'd have to say I'd probably shake it the same damn way Hike it up high 'cause I could get it, son I'd never buy another beer if I had one You know things would be different if I had one
That's what I'd do if I had one of those I'd do it just like that, right there Things would be different if I had one, too But I don't, but if I had one, yeah buddy, ooh buddyTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
