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Darkness, sparkle.

Eyeball zoom out.

She looks excited, is it Christmas?

No. She's... dead...

Burning guy, hallway,

Dancing burning guy, legs,

Stop, drop, and roll, man!

Running, fall up.

Princess of Persia, running.

Back to checkpoint.

Hugging Dad, WAIT, she's a zombie.

Flashback, them too.

At least that one's hot.

Just looking on the bright side.

Never give a zombie girl a piggy back ride.

I'm not crying,

there's something in both my eyes.

Pull a hatchet in.

Girl almost made it out.

Dad's a baddy.

Flirt with the zombie.

After he kills her boyfriend.

No I didn't order room service,

thanks anyway. Why'd you vacation

at a place called Dead Island?

Didn't you read the pamphlet?

Yelp it next time.

She got bitten,

Dad keeps hitting.

Zombies suck man.

Chop off her ha-hand.

Embrace Dad.

This vacation sucked.

Fade.

Title card.

Home movies without Zombies.

When Dead Island... wasn't.

Wave, goodbye.

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