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Irrational Games

with a spiky chess piece behind it.

Darkness bubbles background lights up

shadows become underwater treeeeeees.

Swim through the sea so fast,

Like the Usain Bolt of the sea.

Or is it Ūsain?

A Big Daddy

There’s an Underwater City.

Sea Monster!

City lights up

It’s a goldfish

Cameraman is shouting bubbles

Cameraman needs to come up for air.

Much better…OR NOT!

Thrown, hit the ground.

Blurry hand look up

Ocean not so big

Big Daddy not so big

THAT THING IS.

Giant evil robot hand grabs your head

But he has a heart

Don’t try to grab it or he’ll throw you out the window

Slow motion lasts until you look down,

so don’t look down.

Don’t look down,

DON’T LOOK DOWN!

You’re lucky there’s a blimp, GRAB IT!

Hit it rollin backwards there’s a handle

but it’s too far away.

HUH-RIP the blimp, don’t look down!

Why’d you look down?!

Now you’ve got one hand.

Look around, floating town.

Tell a baby to talk to the hand.

There’s a man on a balcony talking to himself.

Cue epic music

Floating building wants to be higher than the other ones.

So it booooooosts itself.

Ripping noise?!

It’s not looking good.

Down he goes onto a levitating nest of dethorned roses

Float into the arms of a buxom sorceress.

Who’s your daddy?

ME.

Oh. My bad.

That’s a shame she had an amazing pair of…

Bioshock Infinite…s

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