Children (not all together):
My mummy says I'm a miracle
My daddy says I'm his special little guy
I am a princess
And I am a prince
Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky
My daddy says I'm his special little soldier
No one is as handsome, strong as me
It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge
But I'm his little soldier
Hup two four free!
My mummy says I'm a miracle
One look at my face and it's plain to see
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me
My daddy says I'm his special little soldier
No one is as bold or tough as me
Has my daddy told ya, one day when I'm older
I can be a soldier and shoot you in the face
Teacher:
One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance these days
It seems that there are millions of these one-in-a-millions these days
"Specialness" seems de rigueur
Above average is average, go figueur
Is it some modern miracle of calculus
That such frequent miracles
Don't render each one unmiraculous?
Children:
My mummy says I'm a miracle
One look at my face and it's plain to see
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me
Lavender:
My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina
She has never seen a prettier barrelina
She says if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream
But I'm a barrelina, so GIVE ME MORE CAKE!
Adults (not all together):
Take another picture of our angel in that costume that I made
The role of "tree" has never been portrayed with such convincing sway
That's right, honey, look at mummy!
Don't put honey on your brother
Smile for mummy, smile for mother
(I think she blinked.) Well, take another!
Have you seen his school report?
He got a C on his report! (What?)
We'll have to change his school
The teacher's clearly falling short
She's just delightful
So hilarious and insightful
Might she be a little brighter than the norm?
I know to voice it's frightful form
Children:
Adults sing their earlier parts all at once
My mummy says I'm a miracle
One look at my face and it's plain to see
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me
My mummy says I'm a miracle
That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball
All:
You can be all cynical, but it's a truth empirical
There's never been a miracle
A miracle as miracle as me
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