Bears don't dig on dancin' They just don't dig it Bears don't dig on dancin'
Horses don't mind being ridden Dogs just love to do our biddin' Mice find mazes quite relaxin' Bubbles really cared for Michael Jackson But bears don't dig on dancing
Budgies like to play with bells Lassie lifted kids from wells Elephants like shifting logs Dissection is fun for frogs But bears don't dig on dancing
Wee canaries mining coal Ferrets bred to fit in holes Dogs take blind folk into town Kangaroos jump around
Bears are surprisingly disinterested in dancing
If you go into the woods today You'd better go in disguise If you go into the woods today Prepare for a big surprise 'Cause every bear that ever there was Will gather there for certain because Today's the day the bears are having a rave
All around are grumpy bears Sitting there on plastic chairs Hanging out in sullen pairs They just don't dig on dancin'
Bears just cannot keep the beat Most of them have two left feet They like fighting and eating meat And hibernating, lazy fuckers They just don't dig on dancing
You can hire the best DJ They won't boogie anyway Bears all reckon dancing's gay Homophobic hairy fuckers Just don't dig on dancin'
Bears don't dig on dancin' They just don't dig it Bears don't dig on dancin'
Dolphins like autistic kiddies Cats are good for aging biddies Pigeons fly to bring your letters Sheep get shorn to make your sweaters
Camels hump, donkeys haul A seal can catch a rubber ball I've seen monkeys wearing pants I've seen monkeys wearing pants I've seen monkeys wearing pants But bears think they're too good to dance Motherfuckers don't dig on dancing What's their fucking problem?
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