[Verse 1] Well my tastes aren't highfalutin I'm down to earth as Isaac Newton I order my beer chock full of gluten So man, forget about me And I've trained two dancing alligators Raised 'em on duck and Nilla Wafers Bought 'em each about half an acre So man, forget about me
[Chorus] Well I've been walking sideways Wasting my Texas time Headed down to Austin With that good time friend of mine I've got a live one on the line
[Verse 2] Well I don't go to church on Sundays I stay at home watching TV in my undies The preacher man says that he wants all my money So man, forget about me Well I'm not too fond of education I think that evolution might've skipped a generation Well I've got what it takes to be the leader of a nation So man, forget about me
[Chorus] Well I've been walking sideways Wasting my Texas time Headed down to Austin With that good time friend of mine I've got a live one on the line
[Bridge] Well I'm not too smooth with the ladies Doing my taxes or taking care of babies Been off the books since the 1980s So man, forget about me Well my kids moved out to the city I ain't seen them since they were itty bitty I think to myself, "Man ain't it a pity" "That they forgot about me"
[Chorus] Well I've been walking sideways Wasting my Texas time Headed down to Austin With that good time friend of mine I've got a live one on the lineTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
