[Verse 1] Well I don't if it rains or freezes Long as I've got my plastic Jesus Ridin' on the dashboard of my car Clothed in colors pink and pleasant Clothes in the dark cause she's iridescent She'll go with you when you travel far
[PreChorus] So get yourself a sweet madonna Dressed in rhinestones sittin' on a Pedestal abalone shell Well going any' That ain't scary Cause I've got that Virgin Mary Assuring me that I won't go to hell
[Chorus] Oklahoma down to San Antonia 35 my river of Jordan I don't worry along the way Dallas, Texas, Tennessee Plastic Jesus rides with me Bobbin' his head down the interstate
[Verse 2] When I'm in a traffic jam He don't care if I say "damn" I can let all my curses roll 'Cause Plastic Jesus doesn't hear 'Cause he has a plastic ear The man who invented plastic Saved my soul
[Verse 3] When I'm goin' fornicatin' I've got my ceramic Satan Sittin' on the dashboard of my car Women know I'm on the level) Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
[PreChorus] And if I'm caught driving fast at night Policemen think I'm very tight They never find my wheel, though they ask Plastic Jesus shelters me For his head screws off you see The perfect place for me to add my stash
[Chorus] Oklahoma down to San Antonia 35 my river of Jordan I don't worry along the way Dallas, Texas, Tennessee Plastic Jesus rides with me Bobbin' his head down the interstateTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
