He is tough but fair He's got bedhead hair He's the dude to call If you're in despair If your Manko-chan Has upset the Man And the cops come round And they cuff your hands
He likes business suits He hates purple tights He stands up in court On the rock of right He suffers no fools He rarely smiles But if you're up against the wall And your truth is on trial
He's got a warrior soul A rhinoceros hide He's what happens when the law And HP Lovecraft collide He digs anime girls He likes WB Yeats And if your neck's on the line And you're facing your fate