In January Cousin Fred We found him in the attic dead. In February’s odd adventure Father lost his dentures. In March Fiona got a fright When she was coming home one night. Some people in a long black car Made her get in and drove her far. In April Horace left behind Without a thought what little mind He may have had. In the result He joined an unknown eastern cult. In May Aunt Flo began to sneeze, Which heralded some strange disease. In June James got himself arrested And still is far and wide detested. In July Mama’s pin money dwindled Away to nought when she was swindled. In August Bruno had a fit, A passing tot he fiercely bit. In September Amy’s luck was rotten While singing Die Frau ohne Schatten. In October Alice was betrothed To Edgar whom she found she loathed. In November it was rather frightening When Baby Boo was struck by lightning. The experts think perhaps he’ll walk And even learn to sort of talk. We spent December on a cruise, Where everyone was sad to lose Miss Grey in Norway’s deepest fjord, She happened to fall overboard. So much for us - we trust that you Have managed somehow to get through The year and so can celebrate A bit before the hand of fate Shall get us in its clutch again, But we anticipate our Gorey end.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.