Old mate Coop's a friend of ours Been shearing all his life. At smoko he would drink his tea And talk about the wife. But Coop's never been married Don't think he's all quite there But he can tell a story Have you fallin' off your chair
Losing the plot as he gets old But he's still got a heart of gold
He's a six pack short of a carton He has got the whole town laughing Doesn't play with a full deck of cards But he's as happy as can be He's got his friends and family Life is good and never all that hard When you're six short of a carton
We've got an old red kelpie Useless on the farm Instead of chasing cattle She'll chase the bloody cars She'll try to work the sheep sometimes To prove she's not a sook Then you'll turn around and there she'll be Running from the chooks
This one has clearly missed the bus But after all she's one of us
She's a six pack short of a carton She has got us all laughing Doesn't play with a full deck of cards But she's as happy as can be She's got her friends and family Life is good and never all that hard When you're six short of a carton
Now we're living on our own Not much dough to spare We've got ourselves a farmhouse That's a little worse for wear In the winter it is freezing And the summer's hot and dry Blow up the pool, go swimmin' In the paddock with the flies
No need for washing up it's great The old red dog will clean our plates
We're a six pack short of a carton And we've got the whole town laughing We don't play with a full deck of cards But we're as happy as can be We've got our friends and family Life is good and never all that hard When you're six short of a carton
We're a few head short in the top paddock Just a brick short of a load A lettuce leaf short of a salad Six short of a carton Few balloons short of a party Three pots short of a shout A couple snags short of a barby Six short of a carton Six short of a cartonTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
