Just one book report lost on the wind
Landed on a forgotten sandwich
Sitting on an ancient burial ground
Tripped on by Shaq, who's blood soaked the earth

The old world changed, a strange reaction
Transformed into a dark empty void
Only one creature now called it home
The giant squid Giggles, sad and alone

Sleeping in space
The Great Moose waits
Drifting through time
Until he awakes

Giggles soon died and became our planets
But with no sun there could be no life
The planets debated about what to do
Until brave Pluto set forth with plan

He floated away into the next system
And challenged their sun to Mario Kart
It was a close call but Pluto prevailed
He lost all his power to bring us our light

Sleeping in space
The Great Moose waits
Drifting through time
Until he awakes

Meanwhile back by planet earth
Two moons, named Adam and Steve
Were in love

Their attraction pulled them into the planet
They crashed just as the sun ignited
Creating life

Join us now in prayer:
Praise the Moose Eternal

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