The Catholic Church has gone too far, Centuries of corruption Hordes of unwashed sheeple are Disease unto the sun
Somebody has got to put Them back into their place I volunteer myself To bring them their disgrace
Ring the doorbell and leave a surprise Set fire to a paper bag with dog poop inside!
At the local grocery Buy all of their toilet paper Then sneak out into blackest night To pull my heinous caper
All over their architecture, Their windows and their walls They’re caught in a devious web Toilet paper covers all
Ring the doorbell and leave a surprise Set fire to a paper bag with dog poop inside!
Paint can in hand Spraying the hatred All over the churches walls Message marked in red “No-one likes the pope! His Pope hat really stinks! No-one likes the pope! At least no-one who thinks!”
Disturbing the priest, very slightly Useless man, watering babies, preaching so shite-ily Annoying the ministers, doing it nightly An eye booger to the face of God, they all can bite me!
Sneaking in on a Sunday morning to pull the fire alarm There’s really no fire at all, they’ve fallen for my charm With all my cunning, I perform A cruel and devious dance I find the priest while he’s shopping, And pull down his pants!
With this phonebook, it won’t take long to find How to give the Vatican the call of a lifetime!
Rrr…uhh… Satan!
Disturbing the priest, very slightly Useless man, watering babies, preaching so shite-ily Annoying the ministers, doing it nightly An eye booger to the face of God, they all can bite me!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
