Well I thought that I heard Santa in the chimney christmas eve But who stepped out of my fireplace I just could not believe It was a skinny long-haired rock star type all dressed in leather clothes And I yelled, hey that's not santa claus! That looks like Axl Rose
He said man there've been some changes in the way these holidays run Now that i'm in charge of christmas we can finally have some fun We'll sing heavy metal carols & keep the presents for ourselves We'll send Slash to the north pole & let his snakes play with the elves
It's an Axl Christmas, It's a hard rock holiday So we'll all sing Welcome To The Jungle all the way We'll slay ride over Paradise City & If we're feelin' rude We'll burn down all the christmas trees & then we'll get tattooed
Now Axl didn't care about how Christmas used to be He said I just had Santa's workshop wired for MTV Yeah Rudolph tried my egg nog so you know he's feelin' fine And remember Mrs. Claus? Now she's a sweet child o' mine
said no more free gifts if they want this stuff they'll have to buy it and if they try to take my picture then we'll have a christmas riot I said Axl you are doing this, I'll run it by my deduction Y'know, Santa never had this kind of Appetite For Destruction
It's an Axl Christmas, It's a hard rock holiday Now we're singin' Welcome To The Jungle all the way We'll slay ride over Paradise City & If we're feelin' rude We'll burn down all the christmas trees & then we'll get tattooed
It's an Axl Christmas, It's a hard rock holiday Said we're all singin' Welcome To The Jungle all the way We'll slay ride over Paradise City & If we're feelin' rude We'll burn down all the christmas trees & then we'll get tattooedTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
