Hey folks, here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher She was a low-down Hoochie Koocher She was the roughest, toughest frail But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale
She messed around with a bloke named Smokey She loved him though he was cokey He took her down to China town And he showed her how to kick- the gong around
She had a dream about a king of Sweden He gave her things that she was needing He build her a home of gold and steel A diamond car with platinum wheels
He gave her his town house And his racing horses Each meal she had Was a dozen courses [she] Had a million dollars Worth of nickels and dimes She- sat around and counted 'em all A million times