[Verse] I went to med school, flunked out on day one Bought all my textbooks and then I lost them I went to lawyer school, became a lawyer I go to Cape Cod, I'm a lobster boiler
[Verse] I stay up all night, play Call of Duty I got a fat wife with a small booty I went to Asia with a work friend I bought some nunchucks and then I lost them
[Pre-Chorus] Yeah yeah we're yuppies now Eat two brunches every Sunday now Yeah we like it Yeah we love it I never read my emails, not even just a little bit
[Chorus] I'm a yuppie, so please don't bug me Unless you wanna talk about money ‘Cause all us yuppies, yeah we like money We spend it if it's cloudy or it's sunny Whoa-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh I'm the Yuppie Man
[Bridge] I love my car and I hate my wife Got some new shoes, they're my whole my damn life I love my job, that's where I take my naps I got a whole closet full of baseball caps Got a purebred bulldog that I don't walk You should shut up now so I can talk Did I mention I'm on TikTok? I message people there that my wife doesn't know Here we go, guitar solo time!
Oh, a very short solo, okay
[Chorus] I'm a yuppie, please don't bug me Unless you wanna talk about money ‘Cause all us yuppies, yeah we like money We spend it if it's cloudy or it's sunny Whoa-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh I'm the Chubby ManTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
