[Verse 1] Let me tell you about our friend named Lois Who had herself a broken heart Her man up and left her for a world-class painter Tore her whole damn world apart Well we heard the news We had set-up a plan The Sloppy Boys were gonna save the day So we went to her house Kicked open the door Hey Lois
[Chorus] We're gonna get you laid We're gonna get you laid We're gonna get you laid If it takes us all damn day We're gonna get you laid
[Verse 2] We said, show off your muscles And give them a flex Talk about the size of your Rolodex You got to do the Harlem Shake And do the Watusi Say that you use to work out with Gary Busey Lie about your height Lie about your age And say a fucking quote from a Shakespeare play Tomorrow this town's gonna throw a parade 'Cause tonight you dirty dog
[Chorus] We're gonna get you laid We're gonna get you laid We're gonna get you laid Hey hey hey hey hey We're gonna get you laid
[Verse 3] Well there's a guy right there At the end of the bar Don't forget to mention That you've got a new car Do your coolest walk And stick to the plan And try a backflip if there's room And if you can We smelled her breath It smelled like pumpkin spice That was kind of weird But we were rolling the dice Stuffed her pockets full of rubbers Cause, ooh you're gonna need them Get over there Lois and Try out your new freedom
[Bridge] She's walking right over Look at her go Confident as hell Looking just like a pro Chatting it up, this is going great But something's going wrong She starts to hesitate
[Verse 4] Oh Lois You must feel like a jerk He's not there for love He's just meeting friends from work Oh Lois It's gonna be OK Honestly, there's nothing cool About getting laid Oh Lois What's so great about sex? It's just a waste of time And a waste of latex I'm telling ya Louis Oh it's just as well Getting laid isn't fun In fact, it hurts like hell Oh Lois Please relieve us, Lois Believe us, Lois We really love you little weirdo You're still our superstar Oh will you give us a ride home? 'Cause we're too drunk to drive And we don't have a carTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
