[Verse 1] I sent a Venmo to BevMo to say thanks for the suds You gave a great buzz to me and my buds I sent a PayPal to the great gals at the Costco store And the lady with the grape tree on the vineyard tour All I wanna do is show my gratitude
[Chorus 1] And if I ever meet Tom Collins I'd like to shake his hand You got me drunk, man You got me sloshed, dude You got me tanked, Tommy You got me blotto, buddy boy Oh, you got me right where you want me In the drunk tank Home sweet home
[Verse 2] I'd go to hell and back for a Sazerac Oh I'd thank you warmly for a dark 'n' stormy I'd slip you a fiver for another Screwdriver And leave a mondo tip for a Mint Julep If you know what I mean I know you know what I mean
[Chorus 2] And if I ever meet Tom Collins I'll kiss him on the lips And squeeze his little hips Do some twirls and dips Hold him in my grips To thank him for the sips Because they got me, oh yeah they got me Three sheets to the wind Land ho
[Verse 3] I'll send an edible arrangement to my travel agent 'Cause they had free booze on my Carnival cruise Hey kid, can you tell me what's Australian for beer And then what's Australian for puke 'cause I just chundered here If you know what I mean Dear God, do you know what I mean?
[Chorus 3] And if I ever meet Tom Collins We'll have to get a room And I'll make him my groom With a big house full of children And a future that we're building We'll grow old, God willing 'Cause you got me, oh yeah you got me Got me drunk now TomTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
