[Verse 1] You say we've hit rock bottom And we should go dry out You say we have a problem We say we have our doubts Let's make sure before we get dramatic Before we throw round words Like 'wino' and 'addict' We'll go out tonight We'll make totally certain So if you weren't right You won't live with the burden Let us test the max of our BACs Let us tap the last of these Rockies Give us just one day Give us back our keys We'll make Buster and Dave Look like Charlie Cheese
[Chorus 1] Just one bender Just one time Just one quick one Then we'll go dry
[Verse 2] It'll be like Eat Pray Love But no prayers, just drugs And three jackasses instead of Julia Three little Houdinis Disappearing martinis In our mouths and it doesn't even fool you We're like the Wolf of Wall Street But instead its Duval street And rather than stocks Its daiquiris Just like Jimmy Buffett But our songs never play And our credit cards always bounce back at me Cruising all around Get back down every alley Covering more ground Than Sir Rand McNally Coaster to coaster Mile after mile And like Robin Leach We're gonna go out in style
[Chorus 2] I got a Gucci foam dome And a PacSun sash Louis Vuitton barf bag Full of Hasbro cash
[Chorus 3] Just one bender Just one time Just one quick one To say goodbye
[Chorus 4] One last bender One last try One last relapse Then we'll go cryTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
