I'm Gary potter, You haven't heard'a me (no) You may of seen my bro in the Potter Octalogy (what?) That's eight films you know, I'm quite smart But that didn't help... getting me a Harry Potter part
Should'a gone to Hogwarts, I didn't get in Now I'm living life as a wizard has been 'Cause life's not pretty, it's actually grim Not a fairytale by J.K Rowling
The wands on the streets are dangerous They're easy to get, I got two!! It don't matter if you're famous We're still gonna come for you
Hanging round the streets Getting wasted on Butter-beer Disappear, steal a couple tings from the sweet shop Reappear... I got a bump on my head like a tortoise Running head first at 9 and 3 quarters
Everybody put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air If you don't get respect
put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air If you're a wizard reject
Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air If you can't do a spell
put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Dumbledor you as well (sorry)
I used to go to Hogwarts but I had enough Soon as I got sorted and put in to Hufflepuff Told the sorting hat, go fuck yourself and I quit 'Cause everybody knows that Hufflepuff is shit
I'm dead sirius... black was my heart when my girl got stole Hermione YOU ATE MY SOUL Like a demontor... Weasley I'm coming for you I got Wizard GPS on my Nimbus broom
Us gingers are meant to stick together... Just kidding It's just a Hedwig
put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air If you don't get respect
put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air If you're a wizard reject
Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Because magic is sick
put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Voldemort? You're a dick! Oi!
I'll give you a guess which house I was in Aloehomora your legs n i'll slytherin
All the witches in the place Think I'm pretty harmless till I expelliarmous from My dickaramous
What do you expect-o? After I got hexed ohhh Now I walk round with a constant erecto
Would you help reducto Might involve a fuck though Hogwarts threw me out quick For rubbing my broomstick
put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air If you don't get respect
put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air If you're a wizard reject
Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air I keep a spare in my pocket
put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air Put your wand in the air If you're a nasty fat hobbitTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.