It's the 80's and we're feeling so fresh We're yet to discover the Internet So masturbation is at an all time low You're looking for a place to blow your load
You meet a girl, and she likes your clothes You like her too and away you go You throw the bait, and she takes the hook Whoah pause the scene and let's take a look
Do you, or don't you Don't you, or do you Do you, or don't you Use your head, when you go to bed *wink*
C-O-O-N-D-O-M
M is for mother, who told me a story Wear a Johnny Rubber or you'll be sorry STI's won't make you fly Girls hate guys with syphilis
Take little Graham he fell in love Too busy dreaming didn't think enough But over time jennys tummy grew Now he's the talk of the town with a baby too
Do you, or don't you Don't you, or do you Do you, or don't you Use your head, when you go to bed *wink*
I-M-P-L-A-N-T
Love sock Love glove Willie-Warmer Robbers
Rubber johnny Johnny bag Jimmie hatz Dobbers
But something to remember as a rule of thumb One up the bum and there's no harm done
Love sock Love glove Willie-Warmer Robbers
Rubber johnny Johnny bag Jimmie hatz Dobbers
But something to remember as a rule of thumb One up the bum and you won't be a mum C-O-N-T-R-A-C-E-P-T-I-O-O-O-O-O-NTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
