We’re the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from south west London We’re not unsigned because we’re shit, we’re unsigned because corporation suck And because we’re shit Shut up Ash
Mum, your little boys flown from the nest Moved in with his best boyfriends We’re the best To a very big mansion of a crib No more nappies, no more bibs What? Nothing Errr, We got our own fridge
The wide worlds very, very mean But mum, I can handle myself you’ll soon see! Just the other day I was walking, felt a tap on my shoulder There’s a shark standing there and he looks much older
He’s like ‘RAR RAR RAR’ I turn around and I’m like ‘What the hell?’ He looks back at me, he’s like ‘RAR RAR RAR’ I look at him and I’m like ‘What the hell? What the hell?’
Then I kicked the shark in the face He kicked the shark in the face Then I kicked the shark in the face His face was a total disgrace Humans are better You can’t punch me with a flipper I kicked the shark in the face He kicked the shark in the face
I’m sitting on my arse playing Xbox games Then I hear a voice and its calling out my name I’m like ‘Yo, what you want mother fucker’ He’s like ‘Yo, y-y-you mother fucker’ What happened next? I’m getting to that Zip up my flies, roll my sleeves, grab a baseball bat I look left look right but there’s no one around Then a bear TAP TAP pulls me to the ground
He’s like ‘RAR RAR RAR’ Then I get up and I’m like ‘What the fuck?’ He looks back at me, he’s like ‘RAR RAR RAR’ I’m not even scared I’m like ‘What the fuck? W-w-w-what the fuck?’
Then I hit the bear in the balls He hit the bear in the balls Take one for the team to the balls Should have protected his balls Go cry to ya’ mamma A bear couldn’t cook cabañda I hit the bear in the balls He hit the bear in the balls
Swim with a school of fish Hunt with a pack of wolves The only thing I know is I love animals We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don’t come for us I love animals We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don’t come for us
Then I kicked the shark in the face Humans are weirder ‘Cause we’ll have you later for dinner Unless you’re vegetarian And that’s okay, be a vegetarian its fine with meTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
