And dicked around filming in my parents’ flat Then put it on a well-known video site And we got a million views in a night
Wasn’t it a billion? I thought it was a trillion. What the hell? Let’s call it a squillion! If you haven’t heard of us then wake up! We’re the Midnight Beast We like to say “Fuck”
Toured the UK and sold out some shows Even though we didn’t think anybody would go Then Channel 4 asked if we’d come in for a chat And knocked us all out with a baseball bat
We woke up surrounded by staff Telling us we’re funny and “You make us laugh!” They pleaded and begged to make a beast show Telling us they’d give us everything But we said….
SURE Big boys Yeah, we’re big boys We’re much bigger than small boys ‘Cause we’re big boys Living in a big-boy world, a big-boy world, a big-boy world We just moved out
To our very own flat on Channel 4 In our very own show on Channel 4 Then they explained we weren’t good enough for Channel 4 But we’d be on the subsidiary of Channel 4
E4! Wooh! It’s our new home! But Made in Chelsea sucks! Hey leave it alone! We’re not bragging but our show’s the greatest show ever made So thanks E4 for this lemonade
Big boys Yeah, we’re big boys We’re much bigger than small boys ‘Cause we’re big boys Living in a big-boy world, a big-boy world, a big-boy world (We just moved out)Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
