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I went to my therapist, she said I was sick
No one but the doctor ever touches my dick
I've got a shitty job and I'm failing out of school
Every girl I've ever loved has just played me like a fool
Ooh

I can't play guitar and I can't play the bass
My hair is falling out and I've got a wonky face
I've got a massive gut and some hairy man-jugs
Worst of it all, I don't even do drugs
Ooh

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