Andy Samberg: Oh dang. Justin Timberlake: What is it dawg? Andy Samberg: I forgot it's Mothers Day. Justin Timberlake: Didn't get a gift for her. Andy Samberg: Other plans got in the way. She'll be so disappointed. Justin Timberlake: Damn I forgot it too. Andy Samberg: This could have been avoided. What the hell are we gonna do? Justin Timberlake: My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left. Andy Samberg: Cold. Justin Timberlake: No one to hold her tight. Life has put her to the test. Andy Samberg: I know just what you mean, my moms been so sad and gray. Justin Timberlake: Word Andy Samberg: My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away. Both: Hold up! Andy Samberg: You thinkin what I'm thinkin? Justin Timberlake: I'm thinkin I'm thinkin too. Both: Slow up! Andy Samberg: What time is it dawg? Justin Timberlake: It's time for a switcharoo Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs I say we break em off Show em how much they really mean Cause...
I'm a Mother Lover You're a Mother Lover We should fuck each others mothers Both: Fuck each others moms Pushin' that place that you came out as a baby Aint no doubt that shit is crazy Both: Fuckin' each others moms
Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right I'm callin on you cause I can't do it myself To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/the_lonely_island/mother_lover.html ] Andy Samberg: I'm layin in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses Justin Timberlake: I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses Andy Samberg: They will be so surprised Justin Timberlake: We are so cool and thoughtful Andy Samberg: Can't wait to pork your mom Justin Timberlake: I'm gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle Both: Sho nuff! Justin Timberlake: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile Both: Straight up! Andy Samberg: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle Justin Timberlake: This the perfect plan Andy Samberg: For a perfect Mothers Day Justin Timberlake: They have to rename this one Both: All up under the covers day
Cause I'm a Mother Lover You're a Mother Lover We should fuck each others mothers Justin Timbrlake: Fuck each others moms I'm pushin that lady Where you came out as a baby Aint no doubt that shit is crazy Justin Timbrlake: Fuckin' each others moms
Andy Samberg: Break it down
Andy Samberg: It would be my honor to be your new step-father Justin Timberlake: It would be my honor to be your new step-father Andy Samberg: While your in my mother make me another brother. And I'm in your mother I'll never use a rubber Justin Timberlake: OH!
Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right I'm callin on you cause I can't do it myself To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover They blessed us both with the gift of life She brought you in this world so Imma sex her right This is the second best idea that we've ever had The choice can be no other Be my mother lover
Andy Samberg: Happy Mother's DayTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
