Okay everyone, Welcome to grammar class Today we're learning about semicolons Oh, oh, oh Yes, Lonely Island? We use semicolons everyday Can you give me an example? Oh, hell yeah
Get ready for a whale of a time: Shamu My whole team coming clean: shampoo These dudes is comic relief: Whoopie And I'm the motherfucking monster: cookie When you see me better cross the street: Frogger Then go home and write about it: blogger Did I do that? Urkel Yo Angela, Who's The Boss? Merkel I'll take you where you've never been: Oxnard Then make you suck a bulls' nut: ox nard If Miss Moore married Josh: Demi Brolin A comma and a fucking dot: semicolon
We run these streets: stop lights All eyes on me: spot lights Each semicolon brings us closer to the top
I'm loud and I'm zipping around: jet ski Your dick is little like Wayne: Gretsky But Gretsky's got a big dick: clarification Everyone who's rude to me: Paris vacation My stomach's getting fat: food Leave trash inside my car: rude You're acting all Machio: Ralph But I'll eat all you cats: Alf
We run the game: umpire Always chase the night: young squire These semicolons are my light inside the dark
It's right under your nose, semicolon: mouth Opposite of north, semicolon: south Right over your home, semicolon: attic Hooked on semicolons, semicolon: addict
We got the game on lock: toy chest You're too big for your clothes: boys vest You know we out of control: no brakes Your birthday party sucked: no cakes
When it comes to punctuation You know we're number one And to the people of every nation Feel the power of the semicolon
Semicolons, We rest our case No actually those are examples of colons You all get F's Wait, what?Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
