[LUKE] (Spoken) Come on, grab some ambrosia, and let the nectar flow
[PERCY] (Spoken) Why is everyone scraping part of their plate into the fire? Is the food here really that bad?
[LUKE] (Spoken) Offering to the gods. It's not enough that they're omnipotent and all-powerful, they need to feel appreciated. To the gods!
[ENSEMBLE] (Spoken) To the gods!
[LUKE] Oh, things couldn't be worse When your parents run the universe
[ALL] Oh, things couldn't be worse When your folks run the universe
[LUKE] My dad is Hermes He messengers things You'll know his sign by his shoes with those wings I'd wait by the phone, but the phone never rings Oh no
[ENSEMBLE makes noises of agreement]
When your dad's a god, life can be tough I met the guy once, and once was enough
(Spoken) Annabeth?
[ANNABETH]
My mom's Athena She's smart and she's wise She's sworn off gluten and she's sworn off guys But if she came to camp, it'd be a surprise Oh no
[LUKE AND KATIE: Oh no]
Oh, and my stepmom, she hates me, and my dad works all day So I left Virginia and I ran away
[PERCY] (Spoken) Wait, is that true?
[LUKE] (Spoken) Everybody!
[ALL] Oh, things couldn't be worse When your parents run the universe
Oh, things couldn't be worse When your folks run the universe
[LUKE] Alright, who's next?
[KATIE] (Spoken) Oh! Okay, let me see...
(Sung) My mom's Demeter Goddess of grain She gets excited when it starts to rain But planting and planting and planting's a pain Oh no
[ENSEMBLE: Oh no]
(Spoken) Right?
(Sung) For their sixteenth birthday, my friends got a car I got a fern in some dumb mason jar
[GROVER] (Spoken) Ooh, ooh! My turn!
(Sung) I'm a child of Pan God of the wild For those who love nature, they're often beguiled He's not really my dad, but I'm sort of his child... Oh no...
[ENSEMBLE: Oh no]
He went for a hike to explore new frontiers And no one has seen him for thousands of years
[ALL] Oh, things couldn't be worse When your parents run the universe
Oh, things couldn't be worse When your folks run the universe
[PERCY] (Spoken) Chiron! Who's your dad?
[CHIRON] (Spoken) Oh, well
(Sung) My father is Kronos Remember my lecture He ate his children
[LUKE] (Spoken) Chiron wins
[ENSEMBLE makes noises of agreement]
How about you Silena?
[SILENA] The goddess of love My mom's Aphrodite She tries to be cool but mainly she's flighty I'll bring home a boy, and she's there in her nightie
[ENSEMBLE: Oh no!]
(Spoken) It's so embarrassing, guys!
(Sung) I tried to seek help from even the fates Cause she steals my mascara and all of my dates
[LUKE] (Spoken) Alright Percy, it's your turn
[PERCY] (Spoken) If I tried to sing, it'll probably cause an avalanche
[LUKE] (Spoken) Oh, we're all friends here. Come on, give it a shot
[PERCY] My mom was named Sally She loved scary movies And food that was blue And-
[KATIE] (Spoken) He's doing it wrong
[SILENA] (Spoken) Yeah, who's your godly parent?
[PERCY] (Spoken) Oh... I don't know
[LUKE] (Spoken) It's alright A lot of half-bloods never know their godly parent. Just give it a try
[PERCY] So my dad is some god That's great I guess... Did he not want me? Or not want the stress? Too bad he's the worst, and my life is a mess Oh no
[ENSEMBLE cheers]
I hope he shows even a trace Cause I got some choice words to throw in his face!
[ALL] Oh, things couldn't be worse When your parents run the universe
Oh, things couldn't be worse
[LUKE] But I don't care where our parents may be As long as you are here with me
[ALL] We don't care where our parents may be As long as you are here with me
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