I wanna tell you all the story 'Bout the Harper Valley widow wife Who had a teenage son Who attended Harper Valley Junior High
Well, her son came home one afternoon He didn't even stop to play He said: "Mom I got a note here From the Harper Valley P.T.A."
The note said: "Mrs Johnson You're wearin' your dresses way too high It's reported you've been drinkin' And a runnin' round with men and goin' wild"
"And we don't believe you oughta be A bringin' up your little boy this way" It was signed by the secretary Harper Valley P.T.A.
Well, it happened that the P.T.A. Was gonna meet that very afternoon They were sure surprised When Mrs Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room
As she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the words she had to say She said: "I'd like to address this meeting Of the Harper Valley P.T.A."
"Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there And seven times he's asked me for a date Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice Whenever he's away"
"And Mr Baker could you tell us Why your secretary had to leave this town And shouldn't widow Jones be told To keep her window shades all pulled completely down"
"Well, Mr Harper couldn't be here 'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath You'll find she's had a little nip of gin"
"Then you have the nerve to tell me You think that as a mother I'm not fit Well, this is just a little Peyton Place And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites"
No, I wouldn't put you on Because it really did it happened just this way The day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A. The day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A.
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