Everyone I flirt with has another lover, I discover Or they want to keep me for eternity. Everyone I sleep with have a pre-existing non-commitment Or need a place to live with urgency
And where's the fun in that? No thanks I think I'm staying single...
The ants go marching two-by-two into the night without emerging Urging me to stay at home and watch TV And at five AM I hear them screaming empty words devoid of meaning It could be orgasm or agony
And where's the fun in that?! I think I'm staying single.
And at night there's nothing finer Than being home with wine And I'm ignoring all the signs of my own nunnery But if someone were to love me They might hold that love above me And I'd never get enough of all their want and need They'd play the game and then I'd lose I'd rip it up and kill the mood And then I'd give them attitude No way I think I'm staying single.
Fuck you! Oh wait. No, let's not 'Cos I'm staying single Keep yourself to yourself I am staying single I don't really care if you're in an open relationship, That still means you're taken, fuckwit I am staying single You left me for a midget nazi So I'm staying single You took all of my money and ran away to Canberra What the fuck is the point of Canberra as a city anyway? I'm staying single
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