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I'm gonna get married, married in a church
I'm gonna be a grown up, a house and car and all that stuff
And I'll get married in a church

I'm gonna get married (you'll never get married)
Married in a church (cos you're such a fucking jerk)
I'm gonna be a grown up (no you won't you'll fuck it up)
And I'll get married in a church
(No you won't, no you won't, no you won't)

(You'll be alone all your life, you'll never have a wife)
I'm gonna get married, happily married
(You don't understand you're an unattractive man)
(You'll never ever, ever ever, ever ever, ever get married)

I don't wanna be lonely, but that's okay I have a plan
I'm gonna knock my girlfriend up, act surprised pretend it sucks
Then I can be her wedding man
(If you do that we'll tell her, and she'll leave you in a snap)
Come on guys just play it cool, what else am I supposed to do
Being a bachelor is crap

(You'll be alone all your life, you'll never have a wife)
I'm gonna get married, happily married
(You don't understand you're an unattractive man)
I'm gonna get married, happily married

(You'll be alone all your life) I'm gonna get married
(You'll be alone all your life) I wanna get married
(You'll be alone all your life) I always thought I'd get married
(You'll be alone all your life) maybe I'll never get married

(So sad and lonely, you'll never get married) (3x)

(You'll never ever, ever ever, ever ever, ever get married)

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