2:00 a.m. and I can't sleep once again
I keep having that recurring dream
That I'm sitting on a boat
With a bunch of men (men men men)

I finally know what it means
But I'm scared that
You won't understand
That you won't understand

Something's not right
Something's not right
No something's not right with your boy
Something's not right
Something's not right

I know my calling
I'm a pirate and I'm
Sailing away from the haters
The ocean is calling
Out to me and my parrot
And we're gonna burn
This whole city down

Yo ho motherfucker I'm a pirate now
Yo ho motherfucker

I belong at sea roaming port to port
Stealing treasure chests
From an enemy's fort

Drinking tons of rum
With my pirate buds
They will show me the ropes
Sing with me yo ho
Show me the ropes
Sing with me yo ho

But first I need a
Hook hand, hook hand
Gonna need a peg leg, peg leg
Someone poke my eye out for my eyepatch

I finally did it, I moved to the Caribbean
Famously that's where they're from
But no pirates there,
Just a bunch of rum (rum rum rum)

But that's where I met Mark
He's my new friend
My island till I die friend
He's a big strong beautiful man
Mark flies planes and planes are cool
And a plane's much faster
Than a boat, a boat
The sky is the limit
When you're in a plane

I know my calling I'm a pilot
And I'm flying away from you posers
Mark said he'll teach me
It looks pretty easy
And I'm gonna shake
My ass in the clouds

Wheels up motherucker I'm a pilot now
Wheels up motherfucker

Wait a second, hold on

The truth is
I'm not
A pirate or a pilot
I'll never be a fireman or a cop
'Cause I am a frog,
A frog with a dream
A dream to be human and have a job

Ribbit ribbit motherfucker I'm a goddamn frog
Ribbit ribbit motherfucker

I'm not a pirate or a pilot
I'll never be a fireman or a cop
'Cause I am a frog,
A frog with a dream
A dream to be human and have a job

Ribbit ribbit motherucker I'm a god damn frog.

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