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Hello kids! I'm the color red!
And I brought my friends to teach you about them.

They are the colors of all the things you see
and red is me.
The color of awesome things!
Like hearts and roses, and Mars.
But most importantly-
Love, love, love, love love!
(Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood.)
HOORAY!

HI I'm orange like Mac'n'cheese.
Let's name other orange things now,
if you please.
You got pumpkins and tigers
and the desert sands.
Monarch butterflies
(prescription bottles)
are your orange friends!
La la la la la la, cheese!
(pills)
HOORAY!

Orange: What are you doing?
(What I was born to do)

As you can propably guess
yellow's pretty fun!
(jaundice)
You can find it on a bus
or the rays from the sun!
(jaundice)
If you ask me, yellow's number one!
(Liver failure)
You like yellow and sour,
Then try a lemon!
(jaundice!)
(jaundice!)

DANG IT!

Once I ate a bug
that was color green,
but the ER said
it was a poisonous thing.
So that explains why
I threw up green
and inside that green
there were the chunks of green.
I bet you wish you hadn't
listen to green.
HOORAY!

Blue: Why didn't you change that one?
(I like that verse)

The ocean is a place
where many creatures live
(nightmares)
It's the deep blue sea
(And it will kill you to death.)
It's mysterious--
(Especially if you are on Titanic,
so let's that sink it. Pun intended)
HOORAY!

Purple: Don't blow this for us man! Come on!

Purple is a color of many pretty things,
from a lilac--
[taser buzz]

[Screams] DUDE!

HOORAY!

JEREMY!

I guess it's my turn...
there are brown things like dirt.
I, uh, can't remember the words.
Please don't hurt. Me.
[taser buzz]

[Screams]

HOORAY!

Careful, careful!

White things include-
(All broken bones)
And doves and paPER AND-
(And rabies' foam)
THERE'S IVORY-
(worth a lot of money.
If you want to but some
then e-mail me)

HOORAY!

Hooray...

I don't
NO!
YEAH!

Black is the color of emptiness,
I feel it in my soul cause
I'm an emotional mess-

[SCREAMS]
[SCREAMS]

Take care of the body!
Shove him up a kid's nose
or something

Back to normal!

[cheering]

I'm the last crayon
in the box you see
and the color that they
assigned to me is THIS!
Just think about that one
for a moment.
Get your hands off me.
[Mic drop]

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