When the game of life makes you feel like quittin', It helps a lot if you kill a kitten Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin', You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten
There's no crime that you'll be commitin' I know the law, you can kill a kitten If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin' You'll get plenty when you kill a kitten
Feed it turpentine, or break its spine, Crush it with your shoe, as long as you... Kill a kitten (meow) Kill a kitten
If the one you love isn't quite as smitten, She'll like you better when you kill a kitten And to quote the bible, cause that's where it's written "If ye loveth Jesus, ye must kill a kitten"
Flush it down the can, hit it with your van, Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine Stick some TNT up its cat booty Do what you must do, as long as you... Kill a kitten (meow) Kill a kitten
Killing kittens isn't easy, And if the thought makes you feel queasy, Grab a pitchfork from the shed, And kill a puppy dog instead! Yeah! Kill a kitten, you gotta kill a kitten, a little furry kitten Kill a kitten (4x) Kill....Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
