(Spoken) I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time.
(Sung) Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high I go by many names by there is one you can't deny My name is Satan, hi everybody! Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself My friends all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn I've got little devil horns, and a little Goatee, Little devil eyes to help a little devil see Little cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!
Mephistopheles for some. I don't know.
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel Try to wash off that baby seal smell And then I'll make a toast to me Hey, here's to my hell...th My name is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son And now he makes his living as a singing comedian I'm in every Zeppelin album I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance
And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle. I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle And fuck Charlie Daniels I don't care if he can fiddle I'm Satan.
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal Thats fucking bullshit because I wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia Ok, it's like Oh my God! Six, Six, Six!
Satan! Look, that's just how I picture him. You fucking think of whatever you want.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
