[Professor Hidgens] It's A Show stoppin' number A real show stopper A show stoppin' number, come on Something to shock 'em To bring them a-crawling A big-time box-office draw With the press and the glamour We'll kill the reviews Spotlight on Mr. Ingénue So fill up your Tumblr Got a show stoppin' number for you
[Emma] Professor, please, if they find us they will kill us!
[Professor Hidgens] A show stoppin' number Is something you die for A real catchy earworm-y tune An award-winning score That seeps in and out of your pores A ditty to make the chorus girls swoon It'll unify humanity in a thundering chorus! No exits from this Broadway venue So splash those shiny cymbals Got a show stoppin' hymnal for you
This song's pretty good, huh? I bet you didn't know I was also a composer. In fact, while I've been preparing for the apocalypse, I've also been writing my own musical... Do you mind if I give you the pitch?
[Emma] We don't have time-
[Ted] Fucking go for it!
[Professor Hidgens] It's called: "Working Boys: A New Musical". It's the story of a group of old college chums. Sure, they found success in the business world. Still, they can't help but long for the simpler times, back in that beat-up old house at the edge of campus. But those glory days, they're gone for good... Or, are they? This here is the title number!
Business calls, I'm up to my ass in shit What is this business? Markets are crashing and I'm at the edge of my wits I just can't take it When all I want to do Is spend the day with Greg And Steve And Stu And Mark And Leighton And Chad And-
Ring, ring The phone rings I answer it
Oh, hey Greg. I'm swamped with... business. Stocks, bonds, golden parachutes... Remember those days on the football field, Greg? Last week feels like ages ago
What? Today? After work? On the football field? The old stomping ground, eh Greg? Just you... and me... and Steve... and Stu... and Mark, and Leighton... And Chad
Five o'clock. I'll see you then, Greg... I'll see you then
All I want to do Is spend that day with Steve and- Five o'clock can't come soon enough Five o'clock can't come soon enough Five o'clock can't come soon enough I can't wait to get home To my boys
A show stoppin' number A real show stopper An aria to rule them all They'll throw us their money at full price admission The world will come tumblin' down "Hamilton", move over Your new competition's in town
["Greg"] Hey Henry!
[Professor Hidgens] Greg! Is that really you?
[Emma] Professor, no! That's not Greg!
["Greg"] Been a long time...
["Stu"] Hey boys, wanna toss that pig-skin around?
[Professor Hidgens] Stu! You haven't aged a day! Is it five o'clock already? It must be!
["Greg"] Come on, Henry. We've got some catching up to do
[Professor Hidgens, "Greg" & "Stu"] Working boys, we're up in our ass in shit What is this business? Five o'clock can't come soon enough Five o'clock can't come soon enough Five o'clock can't come soon enough I can't wait to get home To my boys!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
