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Danny:
My name is Ash Ketchum, baby!
My life is back on track
But I've been in the hospital
Since Pika shot me in the sack
And I don't know all the new Pokemon

Arin:
Yo bro, I can help you with that

Danny:
Hey Brock! I'll do all the singing
And you take care of the raps

Arin:
Alright, let's go!
Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine
Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk

Danny:
Oh, I know these guys!

Arin:
Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle
Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clock

Danny:
Woah!

Arin:
Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese
Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbrick, Commonwhore
Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manateats, Freebase
Nickleback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door

Danny:
A-are you serious? You're not making those up? Those are real?

Arin:
Haha! You know it, bro! Gotta catch em' all!

Danny:
Well, it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast!

Arin:
Oh, there are more

Danny:
Really? Wait, I'm immediately sorry that I asked

Arin:
We've got
Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle
Candyass, Tracklighting, Pickadilly, Man
Lamberguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburn, Flavorsaver
Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan
Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain
Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt
Oilyshorts, Dadsweater, Popasquat, Hairystump
Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Shirt

Danny:
They're running out of ideas and I can't take any more!

Arin:
Don't worry, there's only a couple left

Danny:
How many?

Arin:
Uh, 300064

Danny:
Nooo...

Arin:
Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Arguemint, Pillowbite
Drumsolo, Actuallysatan, Weenisfriend, Dinobooty
Xanajew, Clevergirl, Straight up Toilet, Whalesnail
Fiddlyfaddlybiddlybaddlydiddlydoodlyhiddilyhoodily
Snaggletoosh, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatulander
ThumaUrman, Bunchanugget, Mangorubber, Catdeer
Fuglyrump, Phlegmycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart
Freenburglar, Swordtaint, Monkeychunk, Beer

Danny:
Fuck it! You know what? I'm going back to the hospital
Ah! My sack, my sweet sweet sack

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