Arin: My name is Link, y'all, I'm straight outta Hyrule Been on the force of good since 1986, old school I'm bringing you a laid-back summertime jam
Danny: Hold on a minute, Link!
Arin: Hey, what's up, old man?
Danny: I see that you're embarking on another epic quest You're gonna use your Ocarina to rescue the Princess But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
Arin: Oh thanks, old man, that is really very nice I can always count on you for help and friendly advice Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size Oh god, that's not a sword, it's your dick in disguise
Danny: Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my shween Now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean! Wait a minute, Link! Don't leave the cave! Where do you think you're going? This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing!
Arin: That was weird but whatever, there is no time to lose I've gotta to warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove Wait, this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City! This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute junction Something in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do
Danny: Hold on a minute, Link!
Arin: Old man, is that you?
Danny: This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
Arin: Well that's really kind of- duh! That's your wrinkled dick again! Look, I know I wear a tunic, but I'm not into men!
Danny: Don't be that way, bitch, let me introduce you To my three best friends: Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew If you see the Princess Zelda, well, you know you're gonna grab her So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber?
Arin: OH MY GOD! I've gotta warp out of here, Princess Zelda awaits I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late Okay, now I really don't know where I am!
Danny: Hold on a minute, Link!
Arin: GODDAMMIT OLD MAN!
Danny: You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss It's dangerous to go alone, take-
Arin: NO! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I'M NOT GIVING YOU A- NOT TOUCHING YOUR WE- STOP THE CHILLED OUT GROOVE! JEEZ! YOU'RE COMIN HERE TELLIN ME YOU GOT A WEE-WEE WEAPON IT"S NOT COOL, I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH IT, I'M NOT GONNA SPLFF- NO!
Danny: So is that a no on the handjob, or? OkayTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
