“Hello”

“Hello, is this Domino's?”

“Yes, how can I help you?”

“I'd like to order a
garlic pizza, and that would be just, like, an entire pizza but like it's just garlic”

“Great coming right up sir”

“Alright, thank you, how much is that going to be?”

“Uh it'll be $4.99”

“Alright suck my dick thank you”

Hello, is this Domino's

Ah yes, how can I help you?

“Uh I came in for, I wanted to call in for a complaint about my pizza”

“Um”

“You got my fucking order wrong, how the fuck, I asked for only garlic”

“Only garlic and you somehow put fucking chives and onions on it. How the fuck do you do that”

“How fucking incompetent must you be to put fucking chives and onions on a pizza that is only supposed to be fucking garlic. How do you do that”

“Explain that to me, please”

“I'm sorry sir it must've been a misunderstanding”

“Yeah you bet your fucking ass it was a misunderstanding, jesus christ now my fucking child is crying cause she didn't get her fucking garlic. Are you fucking happy?”

“Sir, why are you serving garlic to your child, children”

“Because they fucking like it you fucking dick”

“Why do they like it?”

“That's none of your fucking business this is a personal fucking problem, and tell your fucking manager, that”

“Sir I am the manager, sir I am the manager”

“That your male, female, or non-binary gender identity can go fuck themselves, thank you”

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