[NIGEL] Nick, just read it. I really think I'm onto something here
[NICK] I am reading ... and where's the omelette?
[NIGEL] There is no omelette
[NICK] What do you mean there's no omelette? There has to be an Omelette. It's called Omelette!
[NIGEL] Ugghh ... Are you hearing yourself?
[NICK] What?
[NIGEL] Nick, are you hearing yourself?
[NICK] Yes
[NIGEL] I can't believe we're having a conversation About a story that has to be all about eggs [NICK] So?
[NIGEL] Eggs??
[NICK] Yes
[NIGEL] What is it with you and these eggs?
[NICK] You just have to trust me I know what I'm doing
[NIGEL] I think that you're out of your mind If you think that pursuing that is a good thing
[NICK] Well, I do
[NIGEL] Okay, well I don't [PETER QUINCE] Read him this part - it's beautiful
[NIGEL] Doesn't matter. He won't listen
[SHAKESPEARE (AS TOBY)] I should really take these before this turns ugly
[FRANCIS FLUTE] Just read him what you wrote
[NICK] What the hell are they talking about?
[NIGEL] You asked me to write something. Well, here it is!
[Chorus: NIGEL] Sure as the day follows the night Sure as the sky turns to blue This much I know, this much is true Above all else in whatever you do
[NIGEL/TROUPE] To thine own self be true [NICK] That's it?
[TOM SNOUT] It's beautiful!
[FRANCIS FLUTE] It's like - good line and good advice!
[SHAKESPEARE (AS TOBY)] I don't know. I thought the whole breakfast theme was really strong. Everyone loves breakfast!
[NICK] Exactly! But there's no Danish, there's no ham, there's no breakfast at all! You're completely ignoring the theme!
[NIGEL] I'm ignoring the "breakfast theme" because it's ridiculous!
[NICK] Are you hearing yourself?
[NIGEL] Nick ...
[NICK] I said - are you hearing yourself?
[NIGEL] Yes!
[NICK] I can't believe you're trying to change direction cause You've decided that my ideas are wrong
[NIGEL] Please ...
[NICK] I'm wrong But this "true to yourself" thing is right?
[NIGEL] That's not just a line it's what I believe
[NICK] Then you are a fool and really naïve - If you think - it's as simple as that
[NIGEL] Well, I do
[NICK] Okay, well I don't
[NIGEL] Ugh
[TROUPE] So what do we do ...?
[NIGEL] This is hopeless. I don't know how to get through to you!
[TROUPE] So what do we do ...?
[NIGEL] Nick - the fact that you think that Omelette is good? It worries me!
[TROUPE] So what do we do What do we do What do we do ...
[NIGEL] Guys? Can you help me out here!?
[FRANCIS FLUTE] You really should listen, Nick. It just makes your heart wanna soar!
[Chorus: TROUPE] Sure as the day follows the night Sure as the sky turns to blue This much I know, this much is true Above all else in whatever you do To thine own self be true
[NICK] You want some truth? Here's the truth - "Omelette" will be known as perhaps the single greatest play ever written!
[NIGEL] How can you possibly know that??
[NICK] I just do!
[TROUPE] So what do we do ...?
[NICK] It will be talked about for generations to come
[TROUPE] So what do we do ...?
[NICK] We need a hit - not some audience-repelling Death-play about your descent into madness!
[TROUPE] So what do we do What do we do
[NIGEL] This descent into madness? - That's you!
[TROUPE] What do we do - oooooh
[NIGEL] Nick - I mean it. Whatever happened to the guy who inspired me to become a writer?
[NICK] He finally has a great idea! Now, we open in A week. Are you gonna help me write Omelette Or not?
[NIGEL] No
[NICK] No??
[NIGEL] No - I can't. It doesn't feel right. And deep down I think it doesn't feel right to you either
[TROUPE] So what do we do ...?
[NICK] I'll tell you what we do ...
[TROUPE] So what do we do ...?
[NICK] We serve up what they're hungry for!
[TROUPE] So what do we do ...?
[NICK] OMELETTE - THE MUSICAL!
[TROUPE] So what do we do ...?
[NICK] We're on our way to glory We'll play for kings and queens And there and then they'll see The end will justify the means
[TROUPE] The end will justify the means Sure as the day follows the night
[NICK] Surely we must see this through
[TROUPE] Okay, if you say so
[NICK] Damned if I don't
[TROUPE] Don't!
[NICK] Damned if I do!
[TROUPE] Do!
[NICK] Damn it, I don't have the luxury to Hang all my hope On some simplistic trope Like to thine own self be true
[TROUPE] To thine own self be true
[ROBIN] Oh God, I hope what he's saying is true
[TROUPE] Please be true, please be true, please be true ...Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
