[Verse 1] My life is a movie Bin juice disaster, what a palaver Like Jurassic Park or Armageddon Bin juice disaster, daytime drama A disaster movie Bin juice disaster, what a palaver Like 2012 or I Am Legend Bin juice disaster, daytime drama I got places to go and people to see Bin juice disaster, what a palaver Better take these bins out quickly Bin juice disaster, daytime drama But then chaos ensued Bin juice disaster, what a palaver As rancid smelling, brownish liquid flooded the whole room Bin juice disaster, daytime drama
[Chorus] My 30 litre pedal bin was filled more than it should have been Why did I keep pushing it down? Now I'm barefoot paddling And it smells like shit in my kitchen Why didn't I just take it out? Fuck
[Verse 2] My life is a daytime drama Bin juice disaster, what a palaver Like Neighbours or Home and Away Bin juice disaster, daytime drama Under the appliances Bin juice disaster, what a palaver The liquid makes its way Bin juice disaster, daytime drama The smell is proper intense Bin juice disaster, what a palaver Crack the window, light incense Bin juice disaster, daytime drama Text my mate I'm gonna be late Bin juice disaster, what a palaver Due to this cruel twist of fate Bin juice disaster, daytime drama
[Chorus] Oh, my 30 litre pedal bin was filled more than it should have been Why did I keep pushing it down? Trousers rolled up, dry retching Smells like shit in my kitchen Why didn't I just take it out? Fuck
[Outro] Do you wanna hear a joke about procrastination? I ain't got 'round to writing it yet Wait, what's the punchline again? It's not the first time It won't be the last Just gimme a fucking break, is that too much to ask? FuckTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
