S/Sleigher/South of Lapland (Santa's Gory Yuletide)
It's Christmas Time And now you need to be afraid This Christmas time We banish light And we let in shade!
On Christmas Eve you've just hang up stockings in time Unsuspecting kids with a morning surprise Jesus' day of womb ejection is nigh Once parent say goodnight we must fly!
Forgot your childern's Transformers again? Delivery man just showed up too late? The never ending search on Amazon tests your sanity Claus is downstairs with a Millenium Falcon toy
Christmas is moments away and I must Come down chimneys and empty out my sack
We're squawking through the air Dinosaurin through the moonlit sky
Cars for sons face packs for sulking daughters Hibicscus for mothers and more Lynx Axe for the fathers Ungrateful they thank each other stroppily And blame each other when they lose again at Monopoly
Christmas is moments away and we must Stuff our faces and open gift wrapped
Megatron South of Lapland Pteranodon South of Lapland Skeletor South of Lapland I'm overdrawn South of Lapland
The gluten fuelled season fills your hear with cholesterol Engorged in your hardening arteries The Neverending Story is on now behold Artax dying slow on your big TV
Here's to Jeff raise a glass to Hanneman Looking up from South of Heaven May he reign in blood forevermore
Chaos! Santa's old sleigh hits a truck The collision results in a bloodbath! Carnage on I-11 Santa's gone north of heaven No more family for Kevin home alone for forever
(Santa's Gory Yuletide) The herd won't see another rooftop A child's toy soaked in red Stripy candy and broken teeth Venison scattered on the streets
(Come with me if you want a gift come ahhn)
Han's crushed where is Leia's head? Jurassic legos are all wrecked! Coughin up pecan pie We're in Santa's gory Yuletide!
Yuletide! Yuletide! Yuletide! Yuletide!
(Caribou dying and wounded litter the icy streets Reindeer carcass bits of blitzen and Donner's spleen Teddy bear fluff is cheap It's blowing everywhere Ugh!! I've just stood on a piece of Lego in my bare feet Can somebody get me some Energon?! Santa's gory Yuletide Massacre on the sleigh ride)Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
