[Intro]
Gather up, ya land-lovers! It be time for the shanty!
(*squawk* I'm a parrot!)

[Verse 1]
Me internet addiction has fucked up me life
I ain't got no job and I ain't got no wife
The only thing that keeps me killing meself
Is porno and memes from the Gunner himself

[Chorus]
Yar-har-dee-hey and a Grand Daddy dip,
I'm holding up for a quality rip
I've got whiskey in one hand and headphones in ears
Please, SiIvaGunner, take me out of here

(*squawk* Memes!)

[Verse 2]
I'm drunk as a skunk and I'm feeling like shit
I'm getting a headache, but the comments are lit
I'd probably feel better if I take a shower
But no time for that, the next rip's in an hour

[Chorus]

(*squawk* Walk the plank, you mashup artist!)

[Verse 3]
I haven't been outside for a couple of days
All of me friends are online anyways
There ain't nothing better than posting dank memes
Like Grand Dad and Nigra, and even the Bean*

[Chorus]

(*squawk* Is that moon?)

[Verse 4]
I'm getting bored doing nothing all day
There must be more to life than just video games
Perhaps it's time I turn me life around
Ah, who am I kidding? Gimme another fucking rip!
*Cheers*

[Chorus]

*More cheering*
(Yar-har-har!)

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