Hey Dave, you're getting married today! Mazeltov! Man, I must say Your future father-in-law looks so strung out Cos there is an open bar and I'm parched You see, I've got a bone to pick with you You've sat me next to your aunt who looks long overdue For a dental cleaning and that got me thinking Am I in the mood for fish or chicken
Something blue, something borrowed Something old, something novel Here's to you, you handsome devil Bottoms up - this shit's forever!
Hey Dave, your bride looks so good today With that wine on her dress and that look on her face While we bust a move to this band or DJ Let's start the conga, shit gon' get cray cray!
Well where to begin, he is my best friend Ruining his big day is tradition I've got jokes about when we were teenagers That time you pooped your pants in high school Got stories about when we got so wasted Went to the mall naked, murdered that homeless dude I'm offending everyone, just threw up on your mom The bridesmaids are sexy, except for that fat one Shooting Apple Sourz, I fell off the stage I've got jokes for hours, I've got jokes for days Ima close it with a classic, it's a sure thing If I'm the best man, why are you marrying him?
Raise your glasses to your faces Let's get blasted, let's get wastedTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.