If there's a wrong way to do it A wrong way to play it Nobody does it like me
If there's a wrong way to do it A right way to screw it up Nobody does it like me
I've got a big loud mouth I'm always talking much to free If you go for tact and manners Better stay away from me If there's a wrong way to keep it cool A right way to be a fool Nobody does it like me
I hear a love song or ballad I toss like a salad Nobody tosses like me
And when my evenings get tougher I just take two bufferin' And drink a hot cup of tea Last night I met an old acquaintance At a fancy corner pub He said: Come on, let's have some supper So he used my credit-club If there's a wrong way to take a guy The worst way to make a guy Nobody does it like me
If there's a wrong bell, I ring it A wrong note, I sing it Nobody does it like me
If there's a problem, I duck it I don't solve it, I just muck it up Nobody does it like me
As though I try to be a lady I'm no lady, I'm a frog And when I talk like I'm a lady What I sound like is a frog If there's a wrong way to get a guy The right way to lose a guy Nobody does it like me
Nobody does it No, nobody does it Nobody does it like me Nobody does it like meTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
