It was on the good ship Venus By Christ, ya shoulda seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger He was a dirty bugger He wasn't fit to shovel shit From one place to another
Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' There was fuck all else to do
Captain's name was Morgan By Christ, he was a gorgon Ten times a day he'd stop and play With his fuckin' organ
The first mate's name was Cooper By Christ he was a trooper. He jerked and jerked until he worked Himself into a stupor
Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' There was fuck all else to do
The second mate was Andy By Christ, he had a dandy Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper He was a fuckin' nipper He stuffed his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper
Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' There was fuck all else to do
Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' There was fuck all else to do
The Captain's wife was Mabel To fuck she was not able So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter Who fell in deep sea water And by her squeals we knew the eels Had found 'er sexual quarters
Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' There was fuck all else to doTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
