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Dreamed I was an Eskimo
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop)
Frozen wind began to blow
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop)
And my momma cried:
(Boo-a-hoo hoo-ooo)
My momma cried:
Nanook-a, no no
Nanook-a, no no
Don't be a naughty Eskimo

Watch out where the huskies go
And don't you eat that yellow snow
Watch out where the huskies go
And don't you eat that yellow snow

Right about that time, people
A fur trapper, who was strictly from commercial
(Strictly commercial)
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump
up from behind my igloo
(Peek-a-boo -ooh -ooh oooh)
And he started in to whippin' on my favorite baby seal
With a lead-filled snow shoe
That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be
So I bent down and I reached down and I swooped down
And I gathered up a generous mitten full of the deadly
(Yellow Snow)
The deadly yellow snow, from right
there where the huskies go
Whereupon I proceeded to take that mitten full
of the deadly yellow snow crystals
and rub it all into his beady little eyes
with a vigorous circular motion
hitherto unknown to the people of this area
But destined to take the place of the mudshark in your Mythology

Here it goes the circular motion
Rub it!

And then, in a fit of anger, I pounced, I pounced
And I pounced again

Great googly moogly

And he was very upset as you can understand
And rightly so because the deadly yellow snow crystals
had deprived him of his sight
And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said:

Well, I can't see...
Oh (oh oh oh) No - - I can't see ..

He took a dog doo snow cone and
stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog doo snow cone and
stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee I mean the
doggy wee-wee has blinded me
And I can't see - temporarily

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