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You better believe this guy was known all over town
the rotten foul stench of his farts made all people frown
to be rid of the foul odour it was necessary
to banish him to a little house by the cemetary
as he did the whole town partied and shouted hooray!
a more horrible threat than the bad smell came instead
cause his farts were so bad that they 'd reanimate the dead

Rumble neath the crypts and unearthly horrid sounds
the smelly man saw lifeless bodies coming from the ground
so he ran fast away back to town with warning
that the dead have awakened and are probably coming
everyone laughed and asked what he was on
then they all froze as the zombies stumbled into town
panic broke out and blood filled the streets
the undead showed no mercy and the town was at its feet

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Death unleashed out from his ass
in the form of rancid rectal gas

The undead came to eat
warm living meat
relatives and friends
devoured by them
they tried to plead
they tried to beg
it had no effect
the undead hunger was fed

Along came a girl
who reeked of sweat
and also had a very bad breath
saw her departed husband again
gave him a kiss
and once more fell to death

Now the zombie problem was solved
she just ran around and made out with them all
the dead was taken to the cemetary
only this time it was twice as many
fartman and sweatgirl moved there together
she introduced herself as Heather
everytime he farted she smiled
cause she had turned into a necrophile

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