Clap, clap, everybody clap, clap Everybody has it, it's rude not to share it Your clap, clap
Oh, chlamydia My life's a living hell No encyclopedia Defines the putrid smell
There were no warning signs When I stepped in the jacuzzi You'd been there for some time So you obviously weren't choosy You threw yourself at me I couldn't help but catch you Now you're a nasty itch That I can't reach to scratch you Ohh Ohh
Ohh
Oh, chlamydia You really are a curse Now I can't get rid of you Can it get any worse?
You seem to have invited Your old friend gonorrhoea Who, far from being gone hands Arrived with diarrhoea I'm being looked at sideways By a sneaky little crab Whose man called nice and eyes like a bug
Oh, venerea I'm clawing at your itch Oozing bacteria Lies under morality
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